shmurdapunk:

hikergirl:

Peter Glazebrook is out of control.

Colossal carrot - 2014 (Picture: Nigel Roddis/REX (via Pictures of the day: 12 September 2014 - Telegraph))

Giant potato - 2010 (source)
Giant cauliflower - 2014 (Caters News)

this guy is so happy, he’s just doing his weird thing and no one can stop him

(via nobodyputstheimpalainacorner)


castielsteenwolf:

pr1nceshawn:

The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…

this is really important

(via chimerical-saint)


sjaejones:

neuroticmarshmallow:

sexy inexplicable melancholy

I think the time is ripe to reblog this.

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(via hausofsear)


adcouncil:

iwanttoberecycled:

I want to be festive.
(via Martha Stewart)

Can o’ lanterns say “Recycle!”

adcouncil:

iwanttoberecycled:

I want to be festive.

(via Martha Stewart)

Can o’ lanterns say “Recycle!”

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rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

(via nobodyputstheimpalainacorner)


other-worlds:

bheidh:

a reality check that’s a blow to the solar plexis

SEE ALSO: why i’m crumbling under the weight of prolonged loneliness for fear of letting anyone in again & repeating this

[via]

See also disabled kids and parents.
A lot a lot a lot of parents are perfectly acceptable parents until they have disabled children. They start to blame us for shit and say we deserve what they give us. my mom was a decent mother until she had me.

i hardly ever see campaigns like this.

(via toastedcoconut)


dimitritakarov19:

hasana-boo:

local-shop:

creeplypd:

snorlaxatives:

EVIL CORN MASK LMFAO WHO WOULD THINK OF THIS

add this to this


CORN IS NEITHER EVIL NOR SEXY WHERE ARE PEOPLE GETTING THESE IDEAS FROM


I’M SORRY

Welp….gonna be seeing that in my dreams.

dimitritakarov19:

hasana-boo:

local-shop:

creeplypd:

snorlaxatives:

EVIL CORN MASK LMFAO WHO WOULD THINK OF THIS

add this to this

CORN IS NEITHER EVIL NOR SEXY WHERE ARE PEOPLE GETTING THESE IDEAS FROM

image

I’M SORRY

Welp….gonna be seeing that in my dreams.

(via i-am-the-lizard-queen)



morphophoneme:

There should be a punch card for every time you want to post something, and then consider the Tumblr outrage it might cause and delete it all. Once you’ve filled a whole card, they’ll come and rip your tongue out. That way, you’ll never speak out of turn again.